1 jam di luar bilik AP 01-02

balik bilik amek barang untuk talkshow.....trus ke bilik mina di aras 2....
*masuk bilik
monologue:pintu tak kunci tp penghuni takda la plak..aishhh...napa locker fatin terbuka...dia dah p klas ka bloom???tapi kipas tertutup ja....umphh..buang terbiat la budak ni baru balik dr temuduga SPA trus laloq sbb baru ja sampai pg tadi -tak ckup tido la tu..ataupun tergesa-gesa nk g klas sbb dah terlambat sampai tak sempat nk kunci locker and pintu....
*after collected all things to bring to the talkshow i went up to the mina's room b'coz we still have one hour to start the class..so lepak2.lepak2,lepak2......ready with the  cloth for the talkshow...we went down to the class b4 that we went to my room...jeng.jeng.jeng.Do u want to noe wat happen???wat was suprised me that time????i saw fatin in front of the room with a shower basket and just with a towel...and she grins to me like a crazie lady(dude can u imagine her with wat i have said and the way she grins towards me)i thought she wanna laugh about my cloth...actually,her grins mean she really REALLY GRATEFUL b'coz she have been trap for one hour in front of our room....she din't brings her key wit her....and actually,she just went to shower...and she thought that i'm her 'wonder pet','superwoman',powerpuffgirl' and so on la...but actually...and after i went back from my last class n i told all my mates including her about that incident -it was me who lock the door....and she just realize that is not me who just safe her but i'm the main cause to wat had happen on that morning-hahahaha krazie momment~tapi kita orang still cool ja

The Day with Mr.Bee

Mr.Bee ,sang lebah yg sengal itu telah menyengat aku di petang yg indah sedang aku berceloteh riuh dan setiap seminit memasukkan pala sudu yg setimbun nasi goreng didalamnya(ekonomoney)huhuhu...tanpa bunyi,tanpa sedar,tanpa kata...senang kata tanpa perkhabaran encik bee mencium terus paha ini.Aduh!!!sakit...aku terdiam(meremang satu muka suda)tp biasala namanya adilah lepak cool je la...napa?knapa????yg lain mula bertanya.aku bangun rupanya anak jantan encik bee(ye ke jantan?)aku??masih cool.lepak je ke locker amek penadol 2 bijik...masa jln tu ya ampun!!!mati kowt...(sakit)lepas tu part yg aku suka 'KUNYAH PARACETAMOL'aku lepak ja kunyah ubat ni berkecuali 'KAPSULLAH'.lepas minum air...Ya ALLAH!!!sakit kot....lepastu,atas nasihat pihak kaunseling yg tak bersijil(ahli dorm)dengan alasan>>>>
ira:adilah p cpt klinik...
chai:p la...nnt bahaya tu...t kembong(bengkak)
fatin:call..felo pergi klinik takut elergic(betulkah spelling ini?)(kena masuk pertandingan SPELLING BEE laa)
ira:adilah klu ampa pegi t dpt MC
satu bilik gelak terkukih-kukih....
aku:argghhhh...malas la(baikla sangat)tak mau dah procrastinate TALK SHOW....
fatin:tapi bahaya tu...
then,i'm start redial Mr.Mark num.phone....
ckp2ckp2ckp2...he sent me a message ask me to call cik Siti Hajar
callin....
the numberrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........press red button as fast as light(huhuhu)
dengan 2 kali percubaan yg gagal..i'm tryin to call Mr.Mark again..and he ask me to wait...after a several mins he sent me a massage ask me to relax and wait,he tryin his best to help me(he actually a good chief fello,so dedicate and responsibility)
near to one hour waitin for the fello to fetch me to the clinic.....at last,Sir Bukhari call me and ask me several questions that i really REALLY HATE to answer them....
i'm very hate to answer the question that sound like this....'sakitka????....kamu boleh tahan x?????i'm not a doc.(okey???) so please dont ask me this several of silly questions(it make me more hurt)so i answer him properly(still courteous...hehehe)emmm.tak la sakit sangat tapi sakit la jugak...jawapan bagi soalan num.2:emmmm...boleh kut tapi mak saya kata lebih baik pergi sbb tkot demam saya skrang ni pun tengah selesema.
sir B:oooo...ok la...awak tunggu di bawah dlm pukul 7:15 o 7:20 saya datang....
aku:ha...ok.terima kasih
aku naik aras 2,cari mina....ajak mina teman....
masuk je dalam kreta manyak je sir soal kami....first skali dia nk bg takut aku ....
sir:satg kena 10 injections
aku:tak 1 ja
sir:10(tamau kalh ooo)
aku:tak pa saya mmg suka
honestly,aku mmg suka kena inject.....bkn sakit pon 'INJECTION is MY FAVOURITE MEDICINE TO REMAIN ME CURE'
pergi klinik,amek nombor,daftar,tunggu giliran,masuk n jumpa sweet doc.(doc perempuan slalu cengih tapi yg ini sweet-keibuan)she ask me to go to room num.8 i go with mina...but the man ask mina to leave me alone(simple its not make me wanna cry out loud like a little child b'coz i love that<3)little mrs indi inject me and she ask me to get my medicine,suddenly,the man called me back he said:ehhh,bloom abeh lagi(mrs indi tu pon dh p layan patient lain)so nasib aku tengh malang time tu...it's mean that man will give me the injection...huh!!!abeh aurat aku(nvm...DARURAT)hehehehe....dia tarik darah ...tolak darah mcm *pepatah melayu:tarik sampan sorong sampan la plak....hehehehe(pekat jugak darah aku*MAROON*huh!!sempat usya...TAK...aku mmg sedang beri perhatian dari awal dia cucuk sampai the end la~ragu-ragukah?tak rasa pon...NO AIDS.then,kluar get my medicine...ehh*sblm to the little mrs indian tu dh inform me that the injection will make me'laloq'-so after get the medicine we went out n call sirB.He ask to wait until he comes.
*situation on phone call with sir
#:sir dah abeh dah...
$:ha..ok...dah kena 10 injections???
#:hahhhaha....suda...
$:ok..tunggu
#:ok...tq
*masuk kreta
$:brapa injections kena?
#:2 ja...
$:nasib baik 2 bkn  sepoloh
#:klu supuluh pon tak pa*saya mmg suka*
$:pelik bdk2 skrang
*sampai ostel-i like the way eletricity in kpmim BLACKOUT-wif full of energy and angry-ness
aku:ala....blackout..ala awat kita blik awal...
sir:kamu baca la al-quran
*enter the room AP 01-02
ckp2ckp2ckp2
tup..tup..tup
pensan suda....bila masa mina antar pendrive pun tatau....esokkan pagi je ternampak pendrive aku yg mina pinjam slps pulang dr klinik.....
aku pon  g la klass...but my talk show still cancel to friday...so it will be present tomorrow~
TEEHEE!!!

jin masuk islam 2

selamat menonton..video ni mmg best ...tengok je la tok imam nya nanti(tak layak po9n)....semoga terhibur:)